Thanks, brain.

So I am up early because I was tired of sleeping.

Earlyish... no one else is awake in my house.

So, last dream of the night was this; I came back to my cheap hotel room in Vegas for some reason after returning from early morning church services, and I found Mallory Ortberg of all people there, reading. I was surprised, but not very since the hotel sometimes puts two people in a room. Neither was she, apparently, but she didn't want to talk; she was reading. So, since it was still early in the morning I decided to call my sister to see if she wanted to go out and get breakfast.

What, brain? Why?