Weird dream time!

Ok, so before I fall off the internet again, I want to tell you about a dream I had last night.

So, somehow, Cobie Smulders was abducted by an evil genius geneticist, and he turned her into an even smarter genius geneticist with albino corn snakes for teeth. Well, not all her teeth, just her incisors. And she could retract them.

So Cobie Smulders was kind of like a vampire, except she had snakes instead of fangs.

And then she and the evil genius had all kinds of adventures in foiling each other's plans.


What, brain? What?