Can Linux Distros be delicious?

I really wish I were more of a crypto nerd. I just learned of the existence of the Kali Linux Distribution, a linux distro geared to toward penetration testing and information security, made by the fine folks at Offensive Security.

So yeah, I have a headvoice and a computer nerd yelling "gimme gimme gimme" at me right now. And the branding for it is nice and scary. Want. The bad thing is that I already have an Ubuntu 14 install disk and a Scientific Linux 6 install disk sitting on my desk, waiting for the day I get a replacement hard drive. Or a new computer. But now I want a dedicated Kali Linux hard drive so that I can hide all my SECRETS!

I don't have many secrets. I do most of my hiding through obscurity and spreading absurd lies about myself too, which is pretty lame. But a special computer to hide ALL THE SECRETS.

One day I will own all the computers. Not now though; too poor.