Today's Spam

Most of us had been euthanized with the expressing, 'good evening, slumber restricted, never allow the bed insects bite' as young children, but maybe you have actually seriously considered what bed bugs were?

Before that sentence was mangled by a spam script, it probably read, ... you know what, I am not going to translate that for you. You have a firm grip on English idioms, do it yourself.

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